Over the course of this school year I have exploited my homeroom teacher/adviser's tolerance for my antics before school in the morning. Thus I have taken over and declared independent of his rule 14 of the 18 desks in his classroom. The mainland where I exert direct rule include the seven red rectangles on your left. The three to your far right no one sits in and I really just use to sleep on. The ones colored light blue are my territory but are self-governed. The dark blue are still under his control, the large one at the top is his desk with the computer. The plan is that my minions classmates will move in as shown on the map and then we will take the desk and make him sign an unconditional surrender (I've held his swivel chair as a POW for a whole week but he got it back). Once he is mine I will charge him to use the computer and enforce a breathing tax. Hope this makes school a wee bit more fun.
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