Jacob's Posse

Goin on a Rampage

<rant>When surfing other people's blogs, I noticed a site called googlism.  I went to it to see what it was and saw that it is a complete rip off of the Urban Dictionary. I think it is sad that we live in a world that allows people to create unoriginal websites that are sub-par to the parent and be are accepted. Googlism is just am Urban Dictionary for old people. Jacobs Posse is against googlism.</rant>.

Blogger #1 edit:  It is actually a modified search engine.  Urban Dictionary is a wiki. 

 

wtf?

Whatserface and that dude in the cowboy hat got married.  So what?  Why do people care.  Dumb western culture.

What?

I was talking to hammockman and he asked me if I heard about Renee Zelweger or however you spell it and I hadn't so I asked if she was dead. It turns out that she married Keney Chesney. If you see either of them walking around nashville go up to them and say that #2 enjoys watching the good ol folks on SNL make fun of her.

C'mon Roboto

Got us confused?

I'm the beautiful one that runs this show.

Dude, <3 speech class

#3 and myself are taking speech together at our school.  Everyday we have to give speeches on the given topic for the class, and everyday someone something stupid unbelievably wrong.

Here are some topics and some inaccuracies:

N/A- chemotherapy involves several shots.
Important women in history- Sequoia was a woman.
How to increase tourism in Nashville- Revolutionary war battles happened in Nashville.
Impromptu speaking- Cigarette smoking is a major cause of AIDS.

I probably forgot some stuff so #3 can tell you if anything else funny is said.

haxez

I'm thinking about buying wipeout pure for my new psp cuz you can hax it to use the internet via the psp.  But even though i am teh 1337 h4><0|2, nah.  I'll wait till sony releases the real version.

single girls plz

rex hammock's blog party was tonight. pretty fun.  i got to meet mr. roboto, muffy, and mr. risen's fiance who is known as the saucy librarian to weird blogger people some. also met busy mom (she reads the blog, actually) and some old dudes.  this one guy wanted to interview us which is very cool.  he either has too much time on his hands, has no one better to interview or he's just a guy who thinks an interview with 3 fourteen year olds and #3 (not a person) would be entertaining and/or interesting.....neeehh

we did make ..you know those things...where there's two big pieces of cardboard tied (duct tape'd) and some guy walks around with it on advertising whatever is written on it...
front side said: welcome to blognashville.
back side said: single girlz plz!!11 (thanks for all the attention that gave me, roboto.)

we ate hors d'oeuvres (i like the way that word(s) is spell'd), kicked duct tape rolls around, and uhh made rex mad...

but i was just surprised that anyone read our blog..which rocks because we really have nothing interesting to say

btw, should i change my number from 4 to 0?  i like 0 better because it would put me above the rank of #1 in theory....
post comment if you have an oppinion on this.

k i'm done

it simply rocks your socks off.

last night, i went to the almighty shins' concert. incredible. best concert i've ever been to. i've only been to 3.

okay so i went with one of my friends, alex and some 9th graders.   but it was awesome that i even got to go because the tickets were lost but luckily we found this dude in line with two extras.  shame that we had to pay another $50 but it was well worth it.  i got this sweet shirt that you lucky cats may get to see if you (and i) go to this blog party thing rex is holding...not sure.

#'s 1-3 did not know about it/did not want to go/couldn't go because #2 and #3 just have bad taste of music and #1 couldn't go for various reasons withheld from the general public (his mom wouldn't let him go)

they played 7 songs from chutes too narrow, 7 from oh, inverted world, and 3 new ones.  the best part was definately the fact that we were like 10 feet away from james mercer.  there were panties (and boxers) thrown up on stage, too much 2nd hand smoke, and no sleep for school the next day. great night.

-thanks to will orman for this one.

Look out bloggers(in more way than one)

Well, tomorrow Jacob's Posse will be attending the BlogNashville welcome party.  Part of the time we will kick out Roboto-stalkers and the rest we will divide between autographs and keeping yous guys from freaking out #4 and keeping #3 from freaking out yous guys.   Seriously.  If this big kid with a really weird grin on his face walks up to you and asks you if helicopters eat their young, walk away.  Just keep walking.
  

Underground Atlanta

I will be doing the underground atlanta section cause i got the sweeeeetest belt buckle that will definitely make Mr.Roboto proud. You can see it if you go to that thingy at the GEC this friday. Anyway, the underground Atlanta is a mall that is "underground"(it has a roof). A few years ago, on the same trip, a kid was asked for a dollar and pulled out his wallet and was mugged so this year people were betting on who would get mugged. Luckily, all the crew of jacob's posse knew not to be stupid and walk into dark corners. As #1 and I walked the mall, we saw many shops and kiosks from "As Seen on TV" to a belt buckle kiosk, which was where I happened to purchase my amazing belt buckle. There wasn't much to do but walk around so we found an arcade and wasted our money there. Overall, underground atlanta was kinda fun and it had a sweet belt buckle. You can see the belt buckle of friday. For all of you non-going-to-the-thingy people I will post a picture later.