The great battle against the castle (which has no name) has just been won. Here is a look into the victory:
intensifier000 : me lord, we have broken through the south gate
Incubus13417 : good
Incubus13417 : order doth troops to attack at the south gate
Incubus13417 : save the artillery
intensifier000 : yes me lord
Incubus13417 : keep them firing on the archery towers
intensifier000 : we've already destroyed two of thine enemies towers
Incubus13417 : after thine enemies third tower hath been destroyed, set artillery to unleash a barrage on the central post
intensifier000 : yes me lord
intensifier000 : me lord they hath broken through our east lines
intensifier000 : shalt i send reinforcements?
Incubus13417 : set aside one group of archers to attack the raiders
intensifier000 : will do me lord
Incubus13417 : once the raiders hath been demolished
Incubus13417 : set archers to send a barrage of thine flaming arrows on thee enemies castle
intensifier000 : already in process me lord
Incubus13417 : we hath nearly taken thine king
intensifier000 : thine enemy king is patrolling the west battlements
Incubus13417 : what be thy status on thine bombardment on thee enemies central post, good sir?
intensifier000 : we've almost taken tower lord leader
Incubus13417 : tell thy group of cavalry to stop thine forward progress of thine enemies western battlements
intensifier000 : yes me lord
Incubus13417 : once we hath taken thine king
Incubus13417 : we shall be victorious
intensifier000 : the central tower just fell me lord
Incubus13417 : good
Incubus13417 : set orders to capture thine king and transport him back to thy camp
intensifier000 : yes me lord
intensifier000 : "pike men forward!"
Incubus13417 : hath thine cavalry taken thy west battlement?
intensifier000 : almost sire
intensifier000 : we need to...
intensifier000 : what is that horrible monster!
intensifier000 : hes breaking through our lines
Incubus13417 : unless I be mistaken, tis thine evil drakoon
Incubus13417 : set all available archers to attack thine drakoon
intensifier000 : yes right away me lord
Incubus13417 : do not give thine orders to stop 'till thy bastardy hath been killed
intensifier000 : its outer carapace is too hard me lord it is breaking through
intensifier000 : our arrows aren't strong enough
Incubus13417 : tell doth archers to aim for thine soft underbelly
Incubus13417 : tis our only hope
intensifier000 : yes me lord
intensifier000 : it isn't working!
Incubus13417 : blast
intensifier000 : shall i order thine artillery?
Incubus13417 : yes
intensifier000 : "Trebouchets fire"
Incubus13417 : order thine artillery to fire upon thine evil drakoon till it hath been felled!
intensifier000 : yes me lord
Incubus13417 : what be our status on thine west battlement?
intensifier000 : It is...
intensifier000 : working
Incubus13417 : good
intensifier000 : the monster is dying
Incubus13417 : finally
Incubus13417 : we hath felled thine evil drakoon
Incubus13417 : what be thine casualties from doth evil drakoon?
intensifier000 : the numbers are great
intensifier000 : 200
intensifier000 : 250
intensifier000 : i don't know
intensifier000 : thine west battlement hath been taken
Incubus13417 : good god
Incubus13417 : yes
Incubus13417 : tis good news, good sir
intensifier000 : thine enemy king hath run to more shelter
Incubus13417 : set all cavalry on him
intensifier000 : yes sire
Incubus13417 : we hath still time to catch that bastard as of yet
intensifier000 : he is too fast
Incubus13417 : damn
intensifier000 : hes locked himself in the great hall
intensifier000 : i suggest we get a wizard now
Incubus13417 : yes
Incubus13417 : send for Aragoth
Incubus13417 : he be our best wizard
intensifier000 : yes lord leader
Incubus13417 : inform me of his arrival
intensifier000 : (1 hour later)
intensifier000 : Arogoth hath arrived sire
Incubus13417 : good
Incubus13417 : tell him to cast a level 12 fire spell on the great hall
Incubus13417 : when thine opposing king doth break out
Incubus13417 : inform Aragoth to cast a level 15 slow spell to hinder his progress
Incubus13417 : then set all available cavalry to attack
intensifier000 : yes sire
intensifier000 : (Great hall starts aflame and king runs out, is slowed down)
intensifier000 : "cavalry ATTACK!"
intensifier000 : Attack
intensifier000 : ***
Incubus13417 : what be our status on thine capture of thee enemy king
intensifier000 : he is in thine power now general
intensifier000 : tis a great victory indeed
intensifier000 : thine enemy hath sent their unconditional surrender
T'was a great victory. Thought many good men hath been killed, t'was necessary in our conquest. I bid thee farewell.
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