Jacob's Posse

War!

First word seen in the new Star Wars.  Although thats not what this is about. 
This is about war games in my homeroom.  Last Friday my homeroom organized itself and formed a baracade at the small coat rack hall leading to our room using the desks.  We also moved all the furniture and tookthe teacher's banana hostage.  He would not surrender though so since the year is almost over i'm bringing in his 7th period class to help soon.  I recently hung a sign reading: "Avete carrissimum Dominum!"   Latin class pays off.

wtf?

Whatserface and that dude in the cowboy hat got married.  So what?  Why do people care.  Dumb western culture.

C'mon Roboto

Got us confused?

I'm the beautiful one that runs this show.

Dude, <3 speech class

#3 and myself are taking speech together at our school.  Everyday we have to give speeches on the given topic for the class, and everyday someone something stupid unbelievably wrong.

Here are some topics and some inaccuracies:

N/A- chemotherapy involves several shots.
Important women in history- Sequoia was a woman.
How to increase tourism in Nashville- Revolutionary war battles happened in Nashville.
Impromptu speaking- Cigarette smoking is a major cause of AIDS.

I probably forgot some stuff so #3 can tell you if anything else funny is said.

haxez

I'm thinking about buying wipeout pure for my new psp cuz you can hax it to use the internet via the psp.  But even though i am teh 1337 h4><0|2, nah.  I'll wait till sony releases the real version.

Look out bloggers(in more way than one)

Well, tomorrow Jacob's Posse will be attending the BlogNashville welcome party.  Part of the time we will kick out Roboto-stalkers and the rest we will divide between autographs and keeping yous guys from freaking out #4 and keeping #3 from freaking out yous guys.   Seriously.  If this big kid with a really weird grin on his face walks up to you and asks you if helicopters eat their young, walk away.  Just keep walking.
  

Whacked!

Catch it while you can, Jacob's Posse is in the whack stack!

Baseball

Since six flags was rained-out, the best part of our class trip to Atlanta this weekend was the meeting of former Oakland A's teammates Mark Mulder a Tim Hudson at satan's palace Tuner Field.  I rooted for the not-Braves (Cardinals) and wore my Mets hat in spite of the Braves fans.  I was also the only kid in my class to bring his baseball glove (catcher's mitt) and if the wind decided to blow the ball a section over I would have walked away with an Albert Puljos homer.
It was the tacit consent of my friend Brian and I to sit together, being the only die-hard baseball fans in the grade.  He is a Mariners fan and decided to root for the Cardinals also.  The baseball n00b next to us (blogger #2) decided at the very end to suddenly root for sell his soul to the Braves.  However in the ninth inning, superstitious baseball fans prevailed over a crowd of thousands as Brian and I chanted, in a language we weren't sure existed, "Ho-Si-Min-Tao" at different times during the pitchers wind up.  Of course it worked every time and the cardinals closed the game, winning 6 to 5.

weekend update wiht blogger 1

All four of us will be gone on a trip this weekend.  Good luck without us.

okay, here's the plan

Over the course of this school year I have exploited my homeroom teacher/adviser's tolerance for my  antics before school in the morning. Thus  I have taken over and declared independent of his rule 14 of the 18 desks in his classroom.  The mainland where I exert direct rule include the seven red rectangles on your left.  The three to your far right no one sits in and  I really just use to sleep on.  The ones colored light blue are my territory but are self-governed.  The dark blue are still under his control, the large one at the top is his desk with the computer.  The plan is that my minions classmates will move in as shown on the map and then we will take the desk and make him sign an unconditional surrender (I've held his swivel chair as a POW for a whole week but he got it back).  Once he is mine I will charge him to use the computer and enforce a breathing tax.  Hope this makes school a wee bit more fun.