Jacob's Posse

STAR WARS!

well i saw it tonight. very good. great special effects, good way to end one of the most popular series of movies of all time. good way to put another way too many dollars in lucus' pocket.  i think it was better than the last two "episodes".  my friends matt and perry went with me and this kid branson had to follow us because he has no friends and the whole movie he bitched like one of the girls would, had they come to the movie. i'm glad they didn't. i could just hear them next to us saying "this is boring/scary/loud/ihave no idea what's going on because i'm a girl...who goes to harpeth hall.." etc.  but luckily i had branson next to me so hey. as shanley said it, it was the best performance by the emperor guy, methinks.  i just thought i should blog this before sam does because i know he wanted to because he's a nerd.

you know what else it fun?  opening starbursts with your mouth.  they changed the startbursts coming in a bag at the movies to a box...with a bag full of them inside them...yet they still are the same price for fewer starbursts. very disappointed because they're only the best candy of all time.

OMFG

I have to wait over 24 hours to see Star Wars because of my Latin exam.

This is what I think of Latin.

Coming soon. . .

In the wake of E3, I felt that it was necessary for the posse to make an announcment on the future. Soon there will be a podcast with a collection of songs made up and performed by members of the posse and other people. wOOt!!!!111

War!

First word seen in the new Star Wars.  Although thats not what this is about. 
This is about war games in my homeroom.  Last Friday my homeroom organized itself and formed a baracade at the small coat rack hall leading to our room using the desks.  We also moved all the furniture and tookthe teacher's banana hostage.  He would not surrender though so since the year is almost over i'm bringing in his 7th period class to help soon.  I recently hung a sign reading: "Avete carrissimum Dominum!"   Latin class pays off.

not quite sure...

well i havn't blogged for sometime. sorry you folks had to read that crap that #3 likes to put on the blog...wasting space...and being #3...with my brother (shudder).....(big queer)...(i've got nothing against gay people....i just don't like my brother)

we got exams-a-comin up soon. anyone wanna dress up as me and take my latin exam for me? cause i sure don't. period. teehee

i was reading roboto and i stumbled upon this little....site with this dude who thinks he can go around telling everyone to blog the way he wants to...sheesh, what a jerk. but i'll link  to it anyways because i think he knows what he's talking about but i do disagree with some things he says but i also do agree with alot of things. and i think i'm going to start doing some of those things...well i would if i was paying for the blogging program.  i could just get the free google-powered blog thingy that he put on there, but it's a bit more fun with the other numbered kids...cause they're weird.

i've noticed that my fellow bloggers ONLY blog when they find something that is extremely interesting or amusing to blog about or some big event that occured, etc.  i on the other would like to blog more like the dude says is the right way-- all the time about dumb stuff no one cares about. just like this post, for instance.

but you know if you do blog the way the guy tells me to, some people's blogs start to sound very xangaish which is very very bad because i've noticed that like 90% of the xangaers are complete idiots who just ramble on about their dumb lives.

so anyways i am considering starting a blog of my very own so i can write and/or do whatever i want on it...what do you guys think?  i love comments...so always comment people.

We are victorious, your majesty!

The great battle against the castle (which has no name) has just been won. Here is a look into the victory:

intensifier000 : me lord, we have broken through the south gate
Incubus13417 : good
Incubus13417 : order doth troops to attack at the south gate
Incubus13417 : save the artillery
intensifier000 : yes me lord
Incubus13417 : keep them firing on the archery towers
intensifier000 : we've already destroyed two of thine enemies towers
Incubus13417 : after thine enemies third tower hath been destroyed, set artillery to unleash a barrage on the central post
intensifier000 : yes me lord
intensifier000 : me lord they hath broken through our east lines
intensifier000 : shalt i send reinforcements?
Incubus13417 : set aside one group of archers to attack the raiders
intensifier000 : will do me lord
Incubus13417 : once the raiders hath been demolished
Incubus13417 : set archers to send a barrage of thine flaming arrows on thee enemies castle
intensifier000 : already in process me lord
Incubus13417 : we hath nearly taken thine king
intensifier000 : thine enemy king is patrolling the west battlements
Incubus13417 : what be thy status on thine bombardment on thee enemies central post, good sir?
intensifier000 : we've almost taken tower lord leader
Incubus13417 : tell thy group of cavalry to stop thine forward progress of thine enemies western battlements
intensifier000 : yes me lord
Incubus13417 : once we hath taken thine king
Incubus13417 : we shall be victorious
intensifier000 : the central tower just fell me lord
Incubus13417 : good
Incubus13417 : set orders to capture thine king and transport him back to thy camp
intensifier000 : yes me lord
intensifier000 : "pike men forward!"
Incubus13417 : hath thine cavalry taken thy west battlement?
intensifier000 : almost sire
intensifier000 : we need to...
intensifier000 : what is that horrible monster!
intensifier000 : hes breaking through our lines
Incubus13417 : unless I be mistaken, tis thine evil drakoon
Incubus13417 : set all available archers to attack thine drakoon
intensifier000 : yes right away me lord
Incubus13417 : do not give thine orders to stop 'till thy bastardy hath been killed
intensifier000 : its outer carapace is too hard me lord it is breaking through
intensifier000 : our arrows aren't strong enough
Incubus13417 : tell doth archers to aim for thine soft underbelly
Incubus13417 : tis our only hope
intensifier000 : yes me lord
intensifier000 : it isn't working!
Incubus13417 : blast
intensifier000 : shall i order thine artillery?
Incubus13417 : yes
intensifier000 : "Trebouchets fire"
Incubus13417 : order thine artillery to fire upon thine evil drakoon till it hath been felled!
intensifier000 : yes me lord
Incubus13417 : what be our status on thine west battlement?
intensifier000 : It is...
intensifier000 : working
Incubus13417 : good
intensifier000 : the monster is dying
Incubus13417 : finally
Incubus13417 : we hath felled thine evil drakoon
Incubus13417 : what be thine casualties from doth evil drakoon?
intensifier000 : the numbers are great
intensifier000 : 200
intensifier000 : 250
intensifier000 : i don't know
intensifier000 : thine west battlement hath been taken
Incubus13417 : good god
Incubus13417 : yes
Incubus13417 : tis good news, good sir
intensifier000 : thine enemy king hath run to more shelter
Incubus13417 : set all cavalry on him
intensifier000 : yes sire
Incubus13417 : we hath still time to catch that bastard as of yet
intensifier000 : he is too fast
Incubus13417 : damn
intensifier000 : hes locked himself in the great hall
intensifier000 : i suggest we get a wizard now
Incubus13417 : yes
Incubus13417 : send for Aragoth
Incubus13417 : he be our best wizard
intensifier000 : yes lord leader
Incubus13417 : inform me of his arrival
intensifier000 : (1 hour later)
intensifier000 : Arogoth hath arrived sire
Incubus13417 : good
Incubus13417 : tell him to cast a level 12 fire spell on the great hall
Incubus13417 : when thine opposing king doth break out
Incubus13417 : inform Aragoth to cast a level 15 slow spell to hinder his progress
Incubus13417 : then set all available cavalry to attack
intensifier000 : yes sire
intensifier000 : (Great hall starts aflame and king runs out, is slowed down)
intensifier000 : "cavalry ATTACK!"
intensifier000 : Attack
intensifier000 : ***
Incubus13417 : what be our status on thine capture of thee enemy king
intensifier000 : he is in thine power now general
intensifier000 : tis a great victory indeed
intensifier000 : thine enemy hath sent their unconditional surrender

T'was a great victory. Thought many good men hath been killed, t'was necessary in our conquest. I bid thee farewell.

I knight thee Sir Colahan

It seems that #4's little brother is quite the knight. I recently spoke with him on the issue of our siege on the castle (which has no name). Here is a look into the situation that we face at the castle (which has no name):

Incubus13417(me) : hath thee sent thy cavalry to attack the castle gate?
intensifier000 : cavalry are attacking as we speak
Incubus13417 : send for reinforcements
Incubus13417 : we be in need of more artillery
intensifier000 : we cannot spare troops
Incubus13417 : damn
intensifier000 : we are being attacked at the east side
Incubus13417 : set archers to fire at 32 degrees east
intensifier000 : yes me lord
Incubus13417 : can we spare one legion of paladins?
intensifier000 : nay
Incubus13417 : blast
intensifier000 : ill send the pike men
intensifier000 : "pike men forward"!
Incubus13417 : the pike men will have to do for thy moment
Incubus13417 : what is our status on the west wall?
intensifier000 : Thine enemies hath slain our archer commander
intensifier000 : but we hath sent troops to support
Incubus13417 : who is thine second in command for the archery legions?
intensifier000 : sir artur colahan
Incubus13417 : promote thy sir colahan to first command of archery
intensifier000 : yes sire
Incubus13417 : tell thy colahan to set archers to fire upon the wall
intensifier000 : what will we do with thy siege ladders?
intensifier000 : attack at will?
Incubus13417 : tell thine siege ladders to make a surprise attack on thine enemies attacking from the east
Incubus13417 : once those hath been defeated
Incubus13417 : attack at will

tomorrow I think I shall discuss the strategics of conquering the city after I consult with my best alchemist.

Goin on a Rampage

<rant>When surfing other people's blogs, I noticed a site called googlism.  I went to it to see what it was and saw that it is a complete rip off of the Urban Dictionary. I think it is sad that we live in a world that allows people to create unoriginal websites that are sub-par to the parent and be are accepted. Googlism is just am Urban Dictionary for old people. Jacobs Posse is against googlism.</rant>.

Blogger #1 edit:  It is actually a modified search engine.  Urban Dictionary is a wiki. 

 

wtf?

Whatserface and that dude in the cowboy hat got married.  So what?  Why do people care.  Dumb western culture.

What?

I was talking to hammockman and he asked me if I heard about Renee Zelweger or however you spell it and I hadn't so I asked if she was dead. It turns out that she married Keney Chesney. If you see either of them walking around nashville go up to them and say that #2 enjoys watching the good ol folks on SNL make fun of her.